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Ravage of Hotcattistan, Morale Officer of the Decepticon Army, secretly rules the Decepticon Empire using her outlier power of making everyone who sees her fall in some kind of love with her. Fortunately for everyone outside the Decepticon High Command, nobody else ever does, because she is an unparallelled saboteur and deadly assassin, and that would be inconvenient.

This may also be why few of the Decepticon recruiting posters that feature her, which were designed to challenge arbitrary Functionist standards of desirability, remain available on the open market.

Her loyalty to Megatron is rivalled only by her loyalty to Communications and Logistics Officer Soundwave. She is known for her ability to argue persuasively with Megatron without ever taking a blow from him. Sometimes they conduct their arguments in linked verse. Many examples of this are available on The Big Conversation, although the attributions there are of necessity unclear.

However, rumours of a mystery feliformer who can disappear into shadows, reappear without warning, dance her way into your spark, and escape with your worldly possessions, leaving a trail of grey frames and regrets in her wake, may not be unfounded. She is said to travel often in the company of the debonair sharpshooter Misfire of Pretendia. --Autopedia

The above Autopedia entry was definitely not written by any of the Scavengers.